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Simply Beastly

December 22, 2014
By LemonHead15 BRONZE, Millwaukee, Wisconsin
LemonHead15 BRONZE, Millwaukee, Wisconsin
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Nothing is impossible, it has just never been achieved...&quot;<br /> -Anyonumus


Two dogs were dating. The male dog confesses he’s fallen in love with his owners boyfriends cat after he has been caught cheating by his girlfriend

Characters:
-Max: Male Dog
-Sasha: Female Dog
-Lolly: Neighbors cat
Setting:
-This story takes place in a barn where Max and Lolly are entering as Sasha was secretly following behind them. Sasha hides behind a stack of hay and watches as Max and Lolly talk

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(Max and Lolly enter the barn as Sasha runs swiftly behind a stack of hay)

Max: Lolly...it smells like horse urine in here...
Lolly: Oh quit your whining...you get used to it after a while
Max: Well I was kind of hoping I wouldn’t be here for a while
Lolly: Why because you wanna go back to your house and lay around like the lazy ass you are...hm?
Max: Hey! I am not lazy!
Lolly: Then how come everytime I look in your window, you're laying by the fire not lifting a paw...ever.
Max: Why are you spying on me...
Lolly: That’s not the point...answer the question.
Max: ...Ok fine...maybe I’m a little lazy...but I can be energetic too!
Lolly: Oh really? Prove it...race me to the other side of this barn and back. Whoever loses is the lazy one...
Max: Deal! On your marks...get set....GO!

(Max and Lolly sprint throughout the barn only to find that Lolly won)

Lolly: *Gasp* Well...looks like I’m the more energetic one here
Max: No way! I’m bigger than you! I should’ve won! I call redo!
Lolly: Oh would you quit your whining already. I won fair and square...

(Short Silent Pause)

Lolly: Hey Max...what ever happened to Sasha?

(Sasha sticks her head out from behind the hay just enough so they don’t see her)

Max: I told you...I left her for you Lolly. I don’t understand why you're so worried
Lolly: I don’t know...I just know that she’s a dog and you're a dog...and I’m just a cat. I guess I’m just worried that you're going to go back to Sasha one day
Max: Lolly...I love you. Relax, Sasha isn’t part of my life...

(Sasha jumps out and cuts of Max)

Sasha: Are you kidding me right now!? You left me! Yea right...Lolly, Max is lying! I thought he was a trustworthy boyfriend but I guess not...and honestly Max. You left me for Lolly...a cat! That’s like becoming a traitor to your own kind!
Max: Sasha!? When did you get here!
Sasha: Well you’ve been hanging out with Lolly quite a lot lately so I figured I’d follow you guys and see what’s up...
Lolly: Max...what’s going on
Max: Lolly! I’m sorry...you know I love you...please don’t leave me



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