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If Sarcasm Were a Lover

July 18, 2013
By Jade.I.Am ELITE, Fishers, Indiana
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Jade.I.Am ELITE, Fishers, Indiana
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&ldquo;If you&#039;re losing your soul and you know it, then you&#039;ve still got a soul left to lose&rdquo; <br /> ― Charles Bukowski

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If sarcasm were a lover, it’d love you
As no one else;
Always pointing out your flaws in a way
That you’d think you’re still
Perfect—
And isn’t that true?
That the most caring of lovers see each other’s
Flaws,
And still acknowledge the beauty in them,
However tarnished?
Sarcasm would not sugar coat the truth,
And I think that’s why,
In a way,
Such a dishonest form of humor is really
The most honest
And love could learn a little something
From that.

© Jasmine R., Bourbon, MI

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Jade.I.Am ELITE said...
on Aug. 2 2013 at 11:35 am
Jade.I.Am ELITE, Fishers, Indiana
214 articles 14 photos 1159 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If you&#039;re losing your soul and you know it, then you&#039;ve still got a soul left to lose&rdquo; <br /> ― Charles Bukowski

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Clever ;) shhhhhhhhh...
TheNamesBond....JamesBond BRONZE said...
on Aug. 2 2013 at 2:21 am
TheNamesBond....JamesBond BRONZE, Galloway, New Jersey
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I assume you're being sarcastic. Good poem.
Mckay ELITE said...
on Aug. 1 2013 at 5:10 pm
Mckay ELITE, Somewhere, Virginia
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&quot;The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.&quot;<br /> &mdash;Apple&rsquo;s &ldquo;Think Different&rdquo; commercial, 1997<br /> &ldquo;Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn&#039;t understood.&rdquo; <br /> ― Weihui Zhou

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Love ya too! 
Jade.I.Am ELITE said...
on Jul. 31 2013 at 2:55 pm
Jade.I.Am ELITE, Fishers, Indiana
214 articles 14 photos 1159 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If you&#039;re losing your soul and you know it, then you&#039;ve still got a soul left to lose&rdquo; <br /> ― Charles Bukowski

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LOL. No, you're amazing for reading it at all. Thanks for the review! Love ya :P
Mckay ELITE said...
on Jul. 31 2013 at 1:46 pm
Mckay ELITE, Somewhere, Virginia
146 articles 0 photos 2230 comments

Favorite Quote:
&quot;The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.&quot;<br /> &mdash;Apple&rsquo;s &ldquo;Think Different&rdquo; commercial, 1997<br /> &ldquo;Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn&#039;t understood.&rdquo; <br /> ― Weihui Zhou

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Sarcasm, along with writing, is my only lover. It never hides the truth from me. I love the incorporation of the rhetorical questions. It makes the reader think about the poem a little more than just skim through it. And I enjoy the personification imbued with the metaphor of Sarcasm as a lover. Great poem, Jade. (Sorry for taking forever to read your poem. I'm the worst moe on this earth. That's why Sarcasm is my only amor.) 
TargonTheDragon GOLD said...
on Jul. 30 2013 at 8:24 pm
TargonTheDragon GOLD, Ofallon, Missouri
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First dentistry was painless.<br /> Then bicycles were chainless,<br /> Carriages were horseless,<br /> And many laws enforceless.<br /> <br /> Next cookery was fireless,<br /> Telegraphy was wireless,<br /> Cigars were nicotineless,<br /> And coffee caffeineless.<br /> <br /> Soon oranges were seedless,<br /> The putting green was weedless,<br /> The college boy was hatless,<br /> The proper diet fatless.<br /> <br /> New motor roads are dustless,<br /> The latest steel is rustless,<br /> Our tennis courts are sodless,<br /> Our new religion &mdash; godless.

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a very true poem. you never dissapoint Jade:)
Jade.I.Am ELITE said...
on Jul. 30 2013 at 4:09 pm
Jade.I.Am ELITE, Fishers, Indiana
214 articles 14 photos 1159 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If you&#039;re losing your soul and you know it, then you&#039;ve still got a soul left to lose&rdquo; <br /> ― Charles Bukowski

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That really means a lot :) I wasn't sure how this one would go over, it's a little different :P Thanks for the support!
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD said...
on Jul. 30 2013 at 11:46 am
Carpe-Caffeam GOLD, No Where, Florida
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&ldquo;If it weren&rsquo;t for the coffee, I&rsquo;d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.&rdquo; &ndash;David Letterman

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Why didn't this get a red check mark? Don't the editors know that you don't have to use a doctor's vocabulary to get your point across in such a witty way that it deserves to be put in the magazine, let alone get a red check mark? Wow, awesome job! I love how you're so original with your concepts and can effectively make your point in a simple, beautiful way. Excellent job! :D 
Jade.I.Am ELITE said...
on Jul. 28 2013 at 10:48 pm
Jade.I.Am ELITE, Fishers, Indiana
214 articles 14 photos 1159 comments

Favorite Quote:
&ldquo;If you&#039;re losing your soul and you know it, then you&#039;ve still got a soul left to lose&rdquo; <br /> ― Charles Bukowski

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thank you!! :P
Stella_Val_Illicia GOLD said...
on Jul. 28 2013 at 7:40 pm
Stella_Val_Illicia GOLD, Salt Lake City, Utah
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&quot;In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad idea.&quot;<br /> --Douglas Adams

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Love this! You've taken a concept and run with it and scored. I really like your interpretation of sarcasm as true honesty, and how we could all be a little more honest with each other. Great piece!