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May 5, 2016
By Bethany_maree24 BRONZE, Bloomington, Illinois
Bethany_maree24 BRONZE, Bloomington, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.&quot;<br /> Lyndon B. Johnson


When you eat an apple, you get healthy

When you get healthy, you get strong

When you get strong, you get a girlfriend

When you get a girlfriend, you get a wife

When you get a wife, you have kids

When you have kids, you lose your job

When you lose your job, you lose money

When you lose money, you lose your house

When you lose your house, you become homeless

So don't eat an apple



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