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Donald Trump
There was a man named Donald Trump
Nothing but a big orange lump
He said that he could run for office
Then his head fell off at caucus
"I GET HALF!" yelled Melania Trump
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This wasn't written to offend any Trump promoters, I promise. I, personally am staying out of this election. I'm Switzerland, guys. So, I took what the media's been saying about Trump and ran with it. This is what happened. I figured we should all take a break from all of the heavy stuff, and just a laugh a little.